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Well, it now looks like Al Qaida have a new ally in the war on the west.  Police in Gloucester have had a replica Bat’Leth, or “stainless-steel copy of a Klingon weapon”, handed in during a knife amnesty.

A spokesman for police in Gloucester, where it was surrendered, said: “It is a particularly nasty weapon that can, literally, take someone’s head off. We are very glad it is off the streets and we want more weapons handed in.”

It seems to me that the best thing to do would clearly be to invade Kronos, give them all MacDonalds and make them stop chattering in that heathen tongue.

From Daily Mail, via Boing Boing